Pensées, bon mot, etc...

Conversation:

Le porte Monnaie: " Je suis d'une incontestable utilité c'est un fait"

Le porte Parapluie: "D'accord mais tout de meme il faut bien reconnnaitre Que si je n'existait pas il faudrait m'inventer!"

Le porte drapeau: " Moi je me passe de commentaires, Je suis modeste et je me tais. D'ailleurs je n'ai pas le droit de parler."

Le porte bonheur: "Moi je porte bonheur parceque c'est mon métier!"

Les 3 autres: "Jolie Mentalité!"

Jacques Prévert.

le succès pour un homme :

le succès pour un homme de 5 ans est de se réveiller dans un lit sec
le succès pour un homme de 15 ans est de coucher avec une femme
le succès pour un homme de 25 ans est de trouver une jolie femme
le succès pour un homme de 35 ans est sa carrière et sa famille
le succès pour un homme de 45 ans est sa famille et sa carrière
le succès pour un homme de 55 ans est de trouver une jolie femme
le succès pour un homme de 65 ans est de coucher avec une femme
le succès pour un homme de 75 ans est de se réveiller dans un lit sec

"cherche, pas pour trouver, mais juste pour continuer"

"Ne me dites pas que ce problème est difficile. S'il n'était pas difficile, ce ne serait pas un problème ."

Maréchal Foch

"tu peux pas être Schumi dans ce circuit si y'a que dans ton calfut que t'a des traces de pneus"

lol

"Ce n'est pas que j'ai peur de la mort mais je préfère ne pas être là quand ça arrivera."
Woody Allen

" Spider man, Spider man
Quand il pete, il s'envole,
Direction l'hopital
Opération du trou de balle "

sur la musique de spider cochon :p

"Lorsque ma femme me fait un cadeau, j'ai deux surprises : d'abord le cadeau, ensuite de le payer..."

Maurice Donnay

"La patience c'est pas comme les frites, quand on en a plus, on peut pas en recommander."

On dit " Travailler c'est bon pour la santé " Pourtant je tombe souvant malade lorsque j'y vais !

"Sam : Jolies mouffles que tu as là!
Max : Moufle au chocolat"

"-Tu peux signer un autographe sur mes fesses?
-Non je ne signe plus sur les fesses, ca chatouille les gens, il rient et ils bougent, et ça fait tout raté!"

rah un humour trop con et des situation décalées comme j'aime! Très bon sam and max saison 1

"Pour l'amour du ciel, est ce qu'au moins tu te rappelles ce que tu fabriquais le jour où ils ont distribué le sens commun? Je n'en sais rien, peut être que tu étais en retard ce jour là parce que tu n'arrivais pas à retrouver le string qui allait avec ce si ravissant jean que tu aimes tellement. Ou tu étais peut être trop occupé à rebondir du popotin sur les inepties de je-ne-sais-quel boys band qui t'hystérise la rate et du coup, tu as raté le coche mais bien sûr, je n'en sais rien je ne fais que supposer. Mais il y a un truc dont je suis sûr, c'est qu'ensuite tu es allé au supermarché de la connerie universelle et que tu as rempli à ras bord trois caddies histoire d'avoir des réserves jusqu'à la fin de ta vie."
Perry Cox parlant a JD, Scrubs

Lol rarement vu une série avec de si bonnes réparties

Jadore trop cette series, trop conne mais jadore lol

J'avais vu un clip compilant la relation Gambit et Malicia, pas terrible, mais la chanson collait bien.

Alice Copper - Poison

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont want to
Break these chains
Your mouth, so hot
Your web, Im caught
Your skin, so wet
Black lace on sweat
I hear you calling and its needles
And pins (and pins)
I want to hurt you just to hear you
Screaming my name
Dont want to touch you but
Youre under my skin (deep in)
I want to kiss you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins
Youre poison, I dont wanna
Break these chains
Poison
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison, yeah
I dont want to break these chains
Poison, oh no
Runnin deep inside my veins,
Burnin deep inside my veins
Its poison
I dontt wanna break these chains
Poison

extrait d'une tite chanson trés courte (miracle) de Mike Oldfield

I like thunder, and I like rain
And open fires, and roaring flames.
But if the thunder's in my brain,
I'd like to be on horseback

Some like the city, some the noise
Some make chaos, and others, toys.
But if I was to have the choice,
I'd rather be on horseback.

Hey and away we go
Through the grass, across the snow
Big brown beastie, big brown face
I'd rather be with you than flying through space.

Some find it strange to be here,
On this small planet, and who knows where.
But when it's strange and full of fear,
It's nice to be on horseback.

Some are short, and others tall,
Some hit their heads against the wall.
But it doesn't really matter at all,
When you happen to be on horseback.

Hey and away we go
Through the grass, across the snow
Big brown beastie, big brown face
I'd rather be with you than flying through space.

Je conseille les compli des musiques qui passent dans la série Scrubs, surement les meilleures, depuis Ally Mcbeal. Variées et sympa. L'une d'elle.

Rhett Miller - Our Love
Richard Wagner's letters to his lover Mathilde were a mess
He should have quit before he had written the address
They made love on the mezzanine her husband was his friend
Vienna in a fugue-state working on a thing
That when he finished it took almost seven hours to sing
He still found time to write to her his heart-exploding words
Our love surpassed our love so fast
Our love's all wrong our love goes on and on
Our love became our love by name when I wrote it to you in a song
Our love goes on and on
Our love our love
Kafka in his letters to his lover Milena was alive
But he was waiting for a love that never would arrive
Their rendezvous was singular her husband was his friend
She is a living fire she is a reason to live
She is killing me burning only for him
I'll spend my whole life loving her my heart exploding words
Our love surpassed our love so fast
Our love's all wrong our love goes on and on
Our love became our love by name when I wrote it to you in a song
Our love goes on and on
Our love our love our love our love
Our love surpassed our love so fast
Our love's all wrong our love goes on and on
Our love became our love by name when I wrote it to you in a song
Our love goes on and on our love our love
Our love our love our love our love our love

"Tout homme a trois caractères : celui qu'il a, celui qu'il montre et celui qu'il croit avoir"
Henri Becque

Aqualung - Easier to lie

To bear the weight
and push into the sky
it's easier to lie
it's easier to lie

And honestly
to look you in the eye
it's easier to lie
it's easier to lie

To be the one
to be the only one
something has to give a lot
something has to give a lot

And who am I
to give you what you need
when I'm learning
just learning
Learning how to live and

to bear the weight...
and push into the sky
it's easier to lie
it's easier to lie

And honestly
to look you in the eye
it's easier to lie
it's easier to lie

To fill the space
the space you made for me
try to be the one you want
try to be the one you want

And maybe I
could be the one you need
if you'd only
show me
Show me how to live and

how to bear the weight
And push into the sky
it's easier to lie
easier to lie

And do what's right
when everything is wrong
it's easier to run
it's easier to

Never have
to look you in the eye
it's easier to lie
it's easier to lie

To bear the weight
and push into the sky
it's easier to lie

" Les femmes, miracle de la vie . Elle saigne sans plaie , produit du lait sans brouter d'herbe, et surtout , elle casse les couilles sans y toucher !"

- maman - Tu veux me faire un cadeau ? Ne dresse pas de liste , les économies seront mon cadeau !

- Moi - Tu veux m'en faire un ? Rembourse ce que tu me doit ...

" Je suis Malaaaadeeee , complétement malaaaade "

Saleté d'angine -_-

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

" Merci boss pour ce beau cadeau d'anniversaire .. 40 allemand a servire T_T "

Aqualung, très bon groupe, entre muse et radiohead

" Escusez moi , est ce que votre biere est fraiche ? "
Non monsieur nous la conservons au four a 150° -_-"

" .. Alors je prendrais de l'eau "